Odin: Gilgamesh! You said Yuffie was hot, I'm afraid I'm going to have to commit you to an asylum.
Sigh... What can I do? I'm just a dark knight.
I look like a pirate! Yo ho ho.
Gilgamesh: Yuffie IS hot! (Tifa's better though...) *drools*
NO! Yuffie is the best! *hugs a Yuffie plushie*
Gilgamesh: What are you doing here?! You left!
*fades to nothingness*
Odin: ....
Sigh... What can I do? I'm just a dark knight.
You spoony bards!!!
Hello Gilgamesh, we're here to escort you to the asylum.
Come along quietly without the slightest chance to do anything during the scene change.
*8.42 seconds later*
Hello! Welcome to Kefka's national asylum! FIRE! BURN EVERYTHING UP! Uveeeveeeveevee!
Gilgamesh: Destruction!! Woo hoo! *begins blowing the place up*
WHAZZUP?!
Sigh... What can I do? I'm just a dark knight...
DEATH!! DEATH!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!
Odin: This isn't quite what I had in mind, you're forgetting the mental therapy and forcing-to-watch-violent-films-with-eyelids-taped-open thing.
We don't have any portable film projecters that make that scrolling film sound.
Odin: CURSES!
ESCAPE