We did it guys! Sephiroth is gone!
by Bahamut
We did it guys! Sephiroth is gone!
Yay!
And also, for all your hard work we will all have a surprise pizza party on the Highwind I have been planning for weeks!
Yeah!
But what about Met-
*Hits Red XIII*
Bastard!
Hey, hey! Calm down! Now everyone get in a single file line by the exit!
Pizza!
Sephiroth! I thought I defeated you!
Just about…
Well, I will finish you off here now!
Geez, let’s just go!
Yeah!
No, you all have to stay!
*Mumbles*
Now, Sephiroth, prepare to die! *Gets hit in head with rock* Damnit! Who threw that?!
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Gah! Anyways… Sephiroth! Prepare to-
Wait! You have the wrong idea!
What?
This was all a misunderstanding!
No! I saw you kill Aeris with my own eyes!
No, that is not what happened! I think you just dreamt that!
I don’t think so! You swept down and stuck your blade right through-
Cloud, what the hell are you talking about?!
What?!
What?
Cloud, what the hell is wrong with you?
Oh, I guess that was just a really realistic fantasy… Or something….
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Er, a really sick one….
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Anyways, I guess this wraps up everything! Let’s all eat pizza!
!! Everything is shaking!
Looks like everything is collapsing!
Lady Luck, please save me now… *Airship falls down and hits Cid.
Oh my!
Sick!
….Heh…hehheh…..
*Examines the wreckage and finds Cid’s body* Heh…hehheh…..
Sick!
*Screen switches to airship popping out of cave*
Ok, well I guess all that is left now is to eat pizza!
Yay.
*Puts 10 pizza boxes on table*Ok, you can take one the first time but you can’t have seconds until everybody has-
*Takes a plate and puts a slice on it*
HEY! I’m talking! Who the hell do you think you are?! *Knocks Vincent’s plate to the floor*
Cloud!
You son of a b****! *Pushes Cloud*
Stop this!
*Holds Cloud back*
I’ll kill you! I will kill every single one of you!
*Takes three pieces of pizza*
Hey! You can’t do that!
What?
*Takes Cait Sith’s plate and smears it all over his face*
*Punches Sephiroth in the face*
Stop this all of you! This is crazy!
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Look at all of you! You are fighting over nothing but pizza! If you keep this up you know what, I’m gonna throw all this pizza in the trash!
*Gasp*
Yeah! I will!
She’s crazy! She’s gone insane!
Don’t listen to her! She is bluffing! *Punches Cait Sith when he is watching Aeris*
I am serious! *Pushes a stack of 5 pizza boxes of the table and all over the floor*
You son of a b-!*bites Aeris’s leg*
Ahhh!
Hold her! *walks up to Aeris and lets his machine gun spray all over her*
Whoah, cool!
God, there is like no pizza left!
Damnit!
it’s ok, we still have 5 boxes-
5 boxes?! 5 boxes?!?! Who gives a damn about 5 boxes, dammit!
Snap out of it man, you’re going crazy! *Slaps Red XIII*
Raaah! *latches his fangs onto Barret’s throat*
Cool!
Heheh….
This wouldn’t of happened if you all had just let me finish!
You shut your dirty mouth!
Ahhhh!
AHHH! I KILL YOU! *elbows Tifa in the jaw and lunges at Vincent*
Bastard!
Cool! Huh… Uh, guys…. Things are getting a little weird in Midgar….
Ahhh! *tumbling around punching Vincent*
It’s getting a little red and windy around here….
That’s odd…..
Yeah, let me look out the window for a second… Let’s see here… Red….. Theres…. Wait….
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*Flash of bright like occurs from the distance and everything shakes*
*Credits Scroll*
THE END
Ahhh! It’s the! AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…….*Slumps to the ground*
Maybe I can get the pizza since everyone is fighting….
*Stops munching Barret, who is already dead* Hey, what about the meteor?
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Don’t worry, I already took care of that.
*Sigh of relief*
Ohhhh, THAT meteor….. Oops…
You son of a b-*Whole planet explodes*