Odin: Welcome to daily jargon, here you intently listen to us talk about what ever comes into our heads. I fear for the future of humanity!
Gilgamesh: So read on as we rant about seemingly random topics that are actually laced with subliminal messages that will rot your brain and force you to obey our every command!
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August 18, 2001
Gilgamesh: Hey, wanna try for some "Daily Jargon"?
Odin: We could attempt to, since we haven't updated this daily feature
in...okay, let's not bring that up.
Gilgamesh: So...you wanna start, or should I?
Odin: You can.
Gilgamesh: Yay!
...
Umm...
Odin: Yes, I know you're thrilled. *cackles diabolically*
Gilgamesh: *stares blankly into space while brain jumps out of skull*
Brain: I'M FREEEEEEEEEE!!
*brain runs out of the room*
Gilgamesh: Get back here!! I may need you some day!
*runs out of the room after brain*
Odin: Hm, well... I'm all alone... .....
*silence*
Odin: MWAHAHAHAHA.....
............
*more awkward silence*
*brain and Gilgamesh run back in*
Odin: Please pay attention to meeeee! *falls to knees*
Gilgamesh: Hey! *points at brain* There's some ugly grey thing in here!
Killitkillitkillitkillit!!!
*stomps on brain*
Odin: Don't abandoned me. *curls into a little ball and begins shivering*
*brain jumps back into Gilgamesh's head*
Gilgamesh: Well that was fun. I'm gonna go watch TV now.
*wanders off and leaves Odin curled up in the corner*
July 24, 2001
Odin: Hey, I have a idea, let's come up with a witty site slogan to repeat over and over on our site! like 'The Final Fantasy Shrine, when only sub-sub-par low brow Final Fantasy humor will suffice!'
Gilgamesh: Or how about: "The Final Fantasy Shrine! The web's leading Final Fantasy site WITHOUT actual Final Fantasy content!"
Odin: Aw screw it, that'd require us to edit our non-existent pages.
July 16/2001
Odin: Day two. We havn't progressed much with the site, and even though we've yet to open up the index to any other subpages we'll still be updating jargon even though you can't read it!
Gilgamesh: Hey, if they can't read this, we can insult them and they'll never know. Nya! Ya big morons!!
Odin: Actually it'll become fully open to the public once we get the site up, IE, never. Anyway, let's mock some foreign country's culture.
Gilgamesh: Nah, let's just discuss Gabbledegaks! (Wait a bit, I'll add sprites to the jargon page)
Odin: I don't want sprites.
Gilgamesh: Please...?
Odin: No.
Gilgamesh: *whimper*
Odin: Don't make me harm you.
July/15/2001
Odin: Welcome to the brand new Final Fantasy Shrine, after a whole year of inactivity I'm back with a new partner who's MUCH more marketable then me.
Gilgamesh: *holding up an armful of Gilgamesh action figures* It slices, it dices, it makes heaps of chilean fries, even if you don't WANT chilean fries! Normally 50 dollars apiece, if you call in the next 15 minutes, we'll give them to you for the special price of two for a hundred bucks! No refunds.
Odin: Welcome to The Final Fantasy Shrine, version 0.0,000,0002. Odin in no way condones usage of Gilgamesh action figure(TM), do not use near open flame, do not taunt Gilgamesh action figure(TM). Not for children under forty.
Gilgamesh Action Figure(TM): Bow! Kneel before the great one, mortals!
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Gilgamesh: Get moving! NOW!!!